Love on Wheelz

(Part I)
“So, what are you doing this weekend?”
“Don’t know, probably taking my daughter to a barbeque.”
This is weird…Everything is white.
“Oh?”
“Yeah… It’s a school thing.”
I’ve never dreamed during surgery…
“That sucks, you’ll miss the game.”
“Yeah…”
Wait…
“Oh, careful, you almost nicked the artery.”
“Whoops, that would’ve sucked. Heh.”
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I tried to scream, but no noise came out. I felt [...]

So this whole past week I was on the set of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. I got there just in time for the strip club scene. And, logically, there were hot scantily clad women EVERYWHERE. Everywhere you turned, boom, ass. Besides all the strippers being crazy hot, they were all extremely nice. [...]