Moms Say the Darndest Things
“Wow, you have a lot of pubic hair. Want me to shave it?”
Boy I tell ya, there’s no better way to wake up than with those words. Thanks, but no thanks mom.
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!
“Wow, you have a lot of pubic hair. Want me to shave it?”
Boy I tell ya, there’s no better way to wake up than with those words. Thanks, but no thanks mom.
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!
November 29, 2008 at 3:58 am
Haha. Wow man. Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving bro. Trimming for the win.
November 29, 2008 at 6:49 pm
More. More dammit! I must have more! I ran out of archives and I’m all strung out…When are you gonna post more junk man?
Now?
How about now?
I’m hurtin’ and I needs a fix!
HW: By Wednesday. Promise.
December 3, 2008 at 10:20 am
ACK! Those are 12 words I would never want uttered by my mother…ever. Oh god!!!!! After age 5, mom’s are not allowed to handle their son—at least “that way!” LOL
March 8, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Not quite the same level, but…
“Oh! Do you know that you have a large boil on the back of your neck?”
“Yes mom. It’s been there for a week. It hurts, it’s disgusting, and despite an elaborate arrangement of mirrors and a pin, it doesn’t want to go away.”
If your mom says anything else about your pubic hair, tell her to leave your ‘man curls’ alone.