I was taking a shower and the stream of water was hurting my penis. My mom started making fun of me for it and the following conversation ensued: “Do you have a penis? Do you have a penis? Hmm?” I asked her. “You don’t know” “…” “I have one in my room” Well played, mom. [...]
Archive for December 2008
Moms Continue To Say the Darndest Things
December 16, 2008Elementary Alliances- Part 2
December 3, 2008We were all excited about the first day. We were finally grown up. We had different schedules except that Pedro and I had the first class together. We sat together and played cuticle wars while the teacher droned on about what the semester would be like. The game is pretty simple, you dig each others [...]
