Moms Continue To Say the Darndest Things

I was taking a shower and the stream of water was hurting my penis. My mom started making fun of me for it and the following conversation ensued:
“Do you have a penis? Do you have a penis? Hmm?” I asked her.
“You don’t know”
“…”
“I have one in my room”
Well played, mom. Well played.

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4 Comments on “Moms Continue To Say the Darndest Things”

Andy Baio Says:

December 16, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I *hope* she was talking about your dad.
HW: They’re divorced.

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Wayland Says:

December 17, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I would say that’s messed up…but you know what? Good for her.

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A. Says:

December 20, 2008 at 8:26 pm
At least she doesn’t keep it in her purse…

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titan Says:

February 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm
ha! i wish my mom had the (figurative) balls to say that…pun intended.

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