Everyone was making friends but me. Derek played basketball with other kids, Oscar hung out with the Mexican socialites and Pedro bounced around between groups, always the social butterfly. But I never learned. Any friendships I’ve ever made have been initiated by the other person, a fluke or we were introduced. It’s not that I [...]
Archive for February, 2009
Elementary Alliances – Part 3
February 28, 2009A Favor
February 10, 2009I don’t like asking for stuff, but this is an exception. Extreme Chairing has posted letter requesting that Obama allow federal funding for stemcell research:
Attached is a copy of the letter we just sent to President Obama urging him to act quickly and issue an Executive Order that lifts the federal restrictions on funding for [...]
Nursing Chronicles: She Strikes Again
February 4, 2009FundieNurse was repositioning when I saw a soccer ad on TV. Because I hate soccer and know she’s very gaycist, I brought up the fact that soccer players have gay orgies in the shower (it’s been proven), just to fuck with her.
“No they don’t”
“Yep. They make chains, dick-ass-dick-ass-dick-ass-dick-ass.”
“Do you think gay sex is bad?”
“Not really. [...]
