Love on Wheelz

FundieNurse was repositioning when I saw a soccer ad on TV. Because I hate soccer and know she’s very gaycist, I brought up the fact that soccer players have gay orgies in the shower (it’s been proven), just to fuck with her.
“No they don’t”
“Yep. They make chains, dick-ass-dick-ass-dick-ass-dick-ass.”
“Do you think gay sex is bad?”
“Not really. They enjoy it.”
Then she paused for a moment and pondered this. She looked up and said, “You know, those people smell like poop”
“What people?” I wanted to make sure she wasn’t talking about something else, like brown people.
“Gay people”
You hear that gays? Take a shower.

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