Love on Wheelz

I was telling FundieNurse my theory on the swine flu. That is, it is the harbinger of the zombie apocalypse. This is only the first stage.
“It’s gonna kill you and make you eat brains!”
“No. My GOD is powerful. My GOD will protect me.”
“…” I looked around uncomfortably.
“My GOD is a powerful God. In Jesus’ name, my family, my children will not get sick. My GOD will protect us.” It was almost like she was trying to reassure herself. “My GOD is more powerful than the swine flu. Okay?”
“Uh… okay.” she scares me sometimes. But hey, she knows how to prevent the swine flu. Pray really hard. Someone get the CDC on the phone!

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