Girls don’t usually hit on me. And by usually I mean almost never. And by almost never, I mean there was only that one time in high school. I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s because I always look like I want to murder someone. I can’t help it; I look worse if I [...]
Archive for July, 2009
Hotwheelz the Irresistible
July 30, 2009Dr. Rob and Hotwheelz: From Couch to Chair, a Conversaton. Part 2
July 21, 2009Dr. Rob and I have completed the Part 2 of our conversation. If you missed it, check out Part 1 here. This time, we talk about the socioeconomic policies of Uganda, and whether or not they can feasibly pull themselves out of poverty within the next decade…And if you replace, “socioeconomic policies of Uganda, and [...]
Interstate Independence
July 16, 2009“You need to be realistic.”
People always tell me that when I talk about transferring to a school outside of San Diego. Every time it pisses me off. They keep listing the reasons why I can’t live alone in another city, like that I need 24 hour nursing assistance and what if one of them calls [...]
Lesbians, Douchebags, and More Social Anxiety
July 10, 2009The only new people I’ve met recently were a girl and a guy in the same class as me. We had a research paper due at the end of the semester, so I started a Facebook group figuring everyone in the class could share articles. Truthfully, I just wanted people to do all the research [...]
Speechless
July 2, 2009“Whose tits do you like better, mine or his?” She thrust her chest forward while pulling her shoulder blades together.
It was an easy question, really.
Whenever a girl asks you to choose between her boobs and your guy friend’s man pecs, any answer between, “Yours” and “Let me motorboat the pointy orb thingies” is acceptable. Hell, [...]
