Your Daily Dose of Funny – January 22, 2009

I have a Christian fundamentalist nurse. Doesn’t believe in evolution, bashes gays, all the standard fundie stuff. I was telling her about how big the universe is and how many planets there are (I said billions, she says only hundreds… yeah, I know). Then the conversation shifted to atoms and molecules when she dropped this bomb on me, “All these scientists talking about atoms and molecules, I’m like, ‘NO!’.

“Wait, so you don’t believe in atoms and molecules?”

“No”

“So what are we made of?”

“Dust and clay” She said knowingly.

Don’t ask me how a nurse believes this. God bless her fundie heart.

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