Moms Say the Darndest Things: MOM!
So I’m in the shower and I need to pee. I don’t pee on the shower chair. Even if it is rinsed off, some pee molecules will be left. So I asked the nurse to go get the urinal. It’s just me and my mom. The water stream is hitting my dick, making it harder to hold it in.
“Can you move the…” I closed my eyes as I bounced up and down. It was getting really hard to hold it in, “The fucking thing, move it, please.”
“Why? Is it jerking you off or what?”
“…” Imagine walking in on your dad taking it up the ass and you have an approximation of my expression.
“No mom, no it’s not.”
Like this:
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November 6, 2009 at 6:10 am
I see WordPress is treating you fine. Fucking hilarious as usual. I never new being a cripple has funny in it, but you sure bring it out of your life. Haha!
November 6, 2009 at 6:11 am
*knew. I’m drinking, sorry.
November 7, 2009 at 6:08 am
Hi. Um.. I love your mom. XDD Absolutely epic.
November 8, 2009 at 9:35 pm
The moral of the story is pretty clear here:
Pee in the shower chair.