Love on Wheelz

I was at the baseball game the other day. There was a foul ball hit on the ground and one of the ladies who catches and gives the balls to fans came over gave me the ball. Everyone gave a light golf clap. A, “good for him” clap. It was the most awkward 2 seconds [...]

“You need to be realistic.” People always tell me that when I talk about transferring to a school outside of San Diego. Every time it pisses me off. They keep listing the reasons why I can’t live alone in another city, like that I need 24 hour nursing assistance and what if one of them [...]

“Whose tits do you like better, mine or his?” She thrust her chest forward while pulling her shoulder blades together. It was an easy question, really. Whenever a girl asks you to choose between her boobs and your guy friend’s man pecs, any answer between, “Yours” and “Let me motorboat the pointy orb thingies” is [...]

It’s official. I’m now a full-fledged writer for Rudius Media. I even have a cool little Love on Wheelz button on the blogroll to the right. To celebrate the occasion, Dr. Rob and I collaborated on a little Q & A. I guess you could call him the welcome wagon. I just wish he had [...]

I don’t understand what about me attracts the crazy nurses. Maybe my quirky personality drives away the sane ones (if there are any) or maybe Christian companies don’t attract many sane people in the first place. A company founded on an ideology can’t be run by very sane people. For example, what would you think [...]

Sometimes I question the effectiveness of nursing schools. The “nurses” that slip through the cracks are wildly incompetent and in no way capable of caring for newborn puppies, much less medically dependent people. It’s understandable that unqualified employees sneak passed filters in most professions, but nursing deals with human lives. It should be held to [...]

Part of having little to no social life means that I don’t interact much with girls my own age. Over the years, I’ve watched other guys flirt and talk to them, but I never learned how to do it myself. I mean, I understand on an intellectual level what to do, but I’m incapable of [...]