Nursing Chronicles: The Gay Storm
It’s storming here in San Diego. We are not used to rain here in SoCal. much less a storm with tornado warnings. Needless to say, everybody is freaking the fuck out.
FundieNurse took the opportunity to show off her meteorological skills. She came in with the newspaper in her hand and showed me a picture of our mayor with his gay daughter and her wife. The caption said something about fighting for gay marriage in SF.
“What? I asked her.
“‘HER wife’” She pointed.
“Yeah, so?”
“They are the reason for the storm. It’s coming to sweep them away.” I deadpanned. I’ve completely given ul on arguing with her, logic has no place here.
But if I die in a tornado, blame the gays.
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January 21, 2010 at 8:17 am
Whatever happened to good ol’ fashioned blaming black people?
January 21, 2010 at 8:24 am
My sister suggested I tell her haiti happened because it’s full of black people. She’s black.
February 11, 2010 at 7:19 pm
You can’t blame black people for causing stuff and then complain about how lazy they are.
Racism is fine. But inconsistent racism? Not for me.
February 10, 2010 at 11:34 am
Duh, griffin. Black people cause earthquakes, flooding, and famine. Indians cause smallpox outbreaks, and casinos. Gay people cause tornadoes.
What the hell do they teach these kids in school nowadays? This is common sense.
February 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Wait, so what about the tsunamis? I’m guessing those are caused by the Japanese, then?!
February 11, 2010 at 10:07 pm
So what do Mexicans cause?
February 13, 2010 at 2:02 am
Babies and Burritos.