Love on Wheelz

When I was in high school, I had a nurse, and my brother had an assistant. Because they worked together, they got to know each other pretty well. They eventually started dating each other. They never hid it from my parents and they didn’t mind. So I always saw them being affectionate towards each other, [...]

It’s storming here in San Diego. We are not used to rain here in SoCal. much less a storm with tornado warnings. Needless to say, everybody is freaking the fuck out.
FundieNurse took the opportunity to show off her meteorological skills. She came in with the newspaper in her hand and showed me a picture of [...]

“Move, you’re in the way.” My dad yelled at me. He was getting my brother ready to go out. I moved, out of the way and into the hallway. He always takes so long to ge ready, my brother does. He’s like me at that age, only much worse. I could deal with the physical [...]

I was pacing frantically in room. Well, my room isn’t big enoughto pace in, so I was really just going in circles. She was coming over for the first time in a week and this was the night. I remembered the hurt and disappointment, and I didn’t want to feel like that ever again. In [...]

“I’m gonna tell her.”
“You should.” Nick said as he visually molested his vanilla ice cream cone.
“I will. You think she’ll like me back?”
“I don’t know.” he said as he bit off the top of his ice cream, “She seems very flirty, but that maybe that’s just how she is.”
“Oh.” I said, a bit disillusioned.
“But you [...]

“You want to give her the doll?” asked Nick.
“It’s not a doll, it’s an action figure.”
“It’s Fry from futurama dancing in a disco costume.”
“Action figure.”
“Well, you bought it for her two weeks ago. Are you gonna give it to her tonight or wait ’til you make sure she won’t keep flaking on you?”
“No. I bought [...]

She was supposed to come Friday. I got all dressed up and got my dad to get me on my chair. I planned to tell her I liked her. I’d never told any girl I liked her, why would I ever do that? I could get rejected. Hell, I probably would get rejected. And why [...]

“Wanna come over and play monopoly on Friday?” I texted her. We had talked about how no one ever wanted to play monopoly.
“Sure. I’ll be over after work. Around 10 pm.”
I looked forward to Friday all week. I thought about jokes and scenarios and thought up flowcharts based on those scenarios. I know, trying to [...]

So I’m in the shower and I need to pee. I don’t pee on the shower chair. Even if it is rinsed off, some pee molecules will be left. So I asked the nurse to go get the urinal. It’s just me and my mom. The water stream is hitting my dick, making it harder [...]

“Text Roxanne that we’re on our way, please?” I asked Nick as we got into the van.
“Yup. So where are we going today, Ms. Daisy?”
“I was thinking something like Sunset Cliffs?” It’s exactly what it sounds like. Big ass cliffs overlooking the ocean where you can park and watch the sunset.
“Sounds fun.” he said with [...]